Kiss
Puke
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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