He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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