I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Two words: nipple clamps
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