she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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