it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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