I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Randomize
