If that was your dad, he is hot
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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