So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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