well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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