So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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