i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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