Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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