The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
i love accidental penises.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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