No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Are we still banned from the library?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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