He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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