i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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