what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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