Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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