plz talk dirty to me
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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