i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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