you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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