gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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