He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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