Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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