he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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