I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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