what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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