The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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