if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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