The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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