Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Dicks are not precious.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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