I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Sorry about my life...
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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