gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
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