Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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