A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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