brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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