Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
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