Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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