I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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