Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
and you fell through a lawn chair
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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