i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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