maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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