I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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