Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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