I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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