SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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