Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
