Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I got her a Nickelback box set.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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