My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
