the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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