Buhtt sex?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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