I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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