I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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